Crystal's TG Captions

Crystal's TG Captions
Ben had been partying all night during Mardi Gras. While drunk and stoned he told the wrong girl that she "had a real nice Ghetto booty."   The woman he had objectified  was actually a Voodoo Princess.
Ben spent the rest of his vacation going from shop to shop trying to find clothes that wouldn't burst off of his ever-changing body.